yomama.py

from random import randint

def yomama(a):
    print("Yo Mama Jokes Are Dangerous, Are You Sure About This?!")
    print("Type yes to continue")

    choice = input("Me: ")

    if choice in "yes Yes Ye ye Yeah yeah Yep yep ":
        ranchoice = (randint(1,16))
        if ranchoice == 1:
            mama1(0)
        elif ranchoice == 2:
            mama2(0)
        elif ranchoice == 3:
            mama3(0)
        elif ranchoice == 4:
            mama4(0)
        elif ranchoice == 5:
            mama5(0)
        elif ranchoice == 6:
            mama6(0)
        elif ranchoice == 7:
            mama7(0)
        elif ranchoice == 8:
            mama8(0)
        elif ranchoice == 9:
            mama9(0)
        elif ranchoice == 10:
            mama10(0)
        elif ranchoice == 11:
            mama11(0)
        elif ranchoice == 12:
            mama12(0)
        elif ranchoice == 13:
            mama13(0)
        elif ranchoice == 14:
            mama14(0)
        elif ranchoice == 15:
            mama15(0)


    else:
        return 0




def mama1(b):
    print("Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.")

def mama2(b):
    print("Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.")
def mama3(b):
    print("Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.")
def mama4(b):
    print("Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the CALL button.")
def mama5(b):
    print("Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!")
def mama6(b):
    print("Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.")
def mama7(b):
    print("Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.")
def mama8(b):
    print("Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.")
def mama9(b):
    print("Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, I GOT THE POWER!")
def mama10(b):
    print("Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said Disneyland left, so she went home.")
def mama11(b):
    print("Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, IT'S CHEWBACCA!")

def mama12(b):
    print("Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.")
def mama13(b):
    print("Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.")
def mama14(b):
    print("Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.")
def mama15(b):
    print("Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, What are those?")





    #Jokes Are Not Mine//..

# Jokes From http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/yo-momma-jokes