Shakespeare.py

import discord
from discord.ext import commands
import datetime #built in datetime function used for this script
import random #for the responses

Client = discord.Client()
client = commands.Bot(command_prefix="!")

@client.event
async def on_ready():
    print("Hello Dave")

@client.event
async def on_message(message):
    message.content = message.content.upper()

    shakespearetriggers = ("HAMLET", "SHAKESPEARE", "ROMEO", "JULIET", "PLAY", "THEATRE")

    insult1 = ["artless", "bawdy", "beslubbering", "bootless", "churlish", "cockered", "clouted", "craven", "currish",
               "dankish", "dissembling", "droning", "errant", "fawning", "fobbing", "forward", "frothy", "gleeking",
               "goatish", "gorbellied", "impertinent", "infectious", "jarring", "loggerheaded", "lumpish", "mammering",
               "mangled", "mewling", "paunchy", "pribbling", "puking", "puny", "qualling", "rank", "reeky", "roguish",
               "ruttish", "saucy", "spleeny", "spongy", "surly", "tottering", "unmuzzled", "vain", "venomed",
               "villainous", "warped", "wayward", "weedy", "yeast"]
    insult2 = ["base-court", "bat-fowling", "beef-witted", "beetle-headed", "boil-brained", "clapper-clawed",
               "clay-brained", "common-kissing", "crook-pated", "dismal-dreaming", "dizzy-eyed", "doghearted",
               "dread-bolted", "earth-vexing", "elf-skinned", "fat-kidneyed", "fen-sucked", "flap-mouthed",
               "fly-bitten", "folly-fallen", "fool-born", "full-gorged", "guts-griping", "half-faced", "hasty-witted",
               "hedge-born", "hell-hated", "idle-headed", "ill-breeding", "ill-nurtured", "knotty-pated",
               "milk-livered", "motley-minded", "onion-eyed", "plume-plucked", "pottle-deep", "pox-marked",
               "reeling-ripe", "rough-hewn", "rude-growing", "rump-fed", "shard-borne", "sheep-biting", "spur-galled",
               "swag-bellied", "tardy-gaited", "tickle-brained", "toad-spotted", "unchin-snouted", "weather-bitten"]
    insult3 = ["apple-john", "baggage", "barnacle", "bladder", "boar-pig", "bugbear", "bum-bailey", "canker-blossom",
               "clack-dish", "clotpole", "coxcomb", "codpiece", "death-token", "dewberry", "flap-dragon", "flax-wench",
               "flirt-gill", "foot-licker", "fustilarian", "giglet", "gudgeon", "haggard", "harpy", "hedge-pig",
               "horn-beast", "hugger-mugger", "joithead", "lewdster", "lout", "maggot-pie", "malt-worm", "mammet",
               "measle", "minnow", "miscreant", "moldwarp", "mumble-news", "nut-hook", "pigeon-egg", "pignut",
               "puttock", "pumpion", "ratsbane", "scut", "skainsmate", "strumpet", "varlot", "vassal", "whey-face",
               "wagtail"]

    if message.content in shakespearetriggers:
        await client.send_message(message.channel, "Thou " + random.choice(insult1) + " " + random.choice(insult2) + " " + random.choice(insult3) + "!")
client.run("NTAzNjU2MTc3NjgzMzk4Njc1.Dq5txg.WDWMGBovm-6VOTP86Nipck5YOcw")