joke_resp.py

#made by Ridvan Karaman
joke_keywords = ("Tell me a joke.", "Can you tell me a joke?", "Tell me a joke,please.",
                    "I need a joke.", "Do you know any jokes?", " A joke would be nice")

joke_responces = ["Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? \n Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.",
                    " Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother? \n My name is Paul.",
                    "My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.",
                        "What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? \n Snowballs.",
                    "My wife suffers from a drinking problem. \n Oh is she an alcoholic? \n No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.",
                    "The inventor of AutoCorrect is a stupid mass hole. He can fake right off.",
                        "A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face."]

def joke_check(sentence):
    for word in sentence.words:
        if word in joke_keywords:
            return random.choice(joke_responces)