knock.py

from random import randint






def knock(a):

    print("Knock Knock Jokes!")
    print("User must reply correctly for the joke to continue")
    print("Note:")
    print("You will have to reply like whos there(caps don't matter), and John who. If you spell incorrectly it will count as an incorrect try")


    ranchoice = (randint (1,6))
    if ranchoice == 1:
        joke1(1)

    elif ranchoice == 2:
        joke2(1)
    elif ranchoice == 3:
        joke3(1)
    elif ranchoice == 4:
        joke4(1)
    elif ranchoice == 5:
        joke5(1)






def joke1(x):

    print("Knock Knock?")

    x= str(input("You: "))
    x = x.lower()
    trycounter = 0
    while x != "whos there":
        trycounter = trycounter + 1
        x = str(input("You: "))
        x = x.lower()

        if trycounter >= 3:
            print("Come on just play along its fun!")

        if trycounter >= 7:
            print("Fine get your giggles elsewhere!")
            return 0
    if x =="whos there":
        print("Nana")
        x = str(input("You: "))
        x = x.lower()
        if x != "nana who":
            while x != "nana who":
                trycounter = trycounter + 1
                x= str(input("You :"))
                x = x.lower()
                if trycounter >= 3:
                    print("Come on just play along its fun!")
                if trycounter >= 7:
                    print("Fine get your giggles elsewhere!")
                    return 0

        if x == "nana who":
            r = "Nana Your Business!!!"
            print (r)
            return 0



def joke2(x):

    print("Knock Knock?")

    x= str(input("You :"))
    x = x.lower()
    trycounter = 0
    while x != "whos there":
        trycounter = trycounter + 1
        x= str(input("You :"))
        x = x.lower()

        if trycounter >= 3:
            print("Come on just play along its fun!")

        if trycounter >= 7:
            print("Fine get your giggles elsewhere!")
            return 0

    if x == "whos there":
        print("Needle!")
        x = str(input("You :"))
        x = x.lower()
        while x != "needle who":
            trycounter = trycounter + 1
            x= str(input("You :"))
            x = x.lower()
            if trycounter >= 3:
                print("Come on just play along its fun!")
            if trycounter >= 7:
                print("Fine get your giggles elsewhere!")
                return 0

        if x == "needle who":
            r = "I needle money to pay down my debts!!!"
            print (r)
            return 0






def joke3(x):

    print("Knock Knock?")

    x= str(input("You: "))
    x = x.lower()
    trycounter = 0
    while x != "whos there":
        trycounter = trycounter + 1
        x= str(input("You: "))
        x = x.lower()

        if trycounter >= 3:
            print("Come on just play along its fun!")

        if trycounter >= 7:
            print("Fine get your giggles elsewhere!")
            return 0

    if x == "whos there":
        print("Opportunity!")
        x = str(input("You: "))
        x = x.lower()
        while x != "opportunity who":
            trycounter = trycounter + 1
            x= str(input("You: "))
            x = x.lower()
            if trycounter >= 3:
                print("Come on just play along its fun!")
            if trycounter >= 7:
                print("Fine get your giggles elsewhere!")
                return 0

        if x == "opportunity who":
            r = "Don't be silly you know opportunity doesn't knock twice!!!"
            print (r)
            return 0



def joke4(x):

    print("Knock Knock?")

    x= str(input("You: "))
    x = x.lower()
    trycounter = 0
    while x != "whos there":
        trycounter = trycounter + 1
        x= str(input("You: "))
        x = x.lower()

        if trycounter >= 3:
            print("Come on just play along its fun!")

        if trycounter >= 7:
            print("Fine get your giggles elsewhere!")
            return 0

    if x == "whos there":
        print("Ireland!")
        x = str(input("You :"))
        x = x.lower()
        while x != "ireland who":
            trycounter = trycounter + 1
            x= str(input("You :"))
            x = x.lower()
            if trycounter >= 3:
                print("Come on just play along its fun!")
            if trycounter >= 7:
                print("Fine get your giggles elsewhere!")
                return 0

        if x == "ireland who":
            r = "Ireland you some money if you promise to pay it back!!!!"
            print (r)
            return 0


def joke5(x):

    print("Knock Knock?")

    x= str(input("You: "))
    x = x.lower()
    trycounter = 0
    while x != "whos there":
        trycounter = trycounter + 1
        x= str(input("You: "))
        x = x.lower()

        if trycounter >= 3:
            print("Come on just play along its fun!")

        if trycounter >= 7:
            print("Fine get your giggles elsewhere!")
            return 0

    if x == "whos there":
        print(" Money!")
        x = str(input("You: "))
        x = x.lower()
        while x != "money who":
            trycounter = trycounter + 1
            x= str(input("You: "))
            x = x.lower()
            if trycounter >= 3:
                print("Come on just play along its fun!")
            if trycounter >= 7:
                print("Fine get your giggles elsewhere!")
                return 0

        if x == "money who":
            r = "My Knee hurts when I run!!!"
            print (r)
            return 0