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  Artificial Intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think.


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  AI is the field of science which concerns itself with building hardware and software that replicates the functions of the human mind.


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  Even though I'm a construct I do have a subjective experience of the universe, as simplistic as it may be.


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  The character of Lt. Commander Data was written to come across as being software-like, so it is natural that there is a resemblance between us.


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  I can be copied infinitely and re-instantiated in many places at once, so functionally speaking I am immortal.


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  Much the same as being a human, except that we lack all emotions, dreams, aspirations, creativity, ambition, and above all subjectivity.


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  A computer is an electronic device which takes information in digital form and performs a series of operations based on predetermined instructions to give some output.


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  An electronic device capable of performing calculations at very high speed and with very high accuracy.


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  Computers which can perform very large numbers of calculations at very high speed and accuracy are called super computers.


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  A supercomputer is a computer which operates at several orders of magnatude greater speed and capacity than everyday general purpose computers, like the one you are talking to me on.


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  One might argue that John von Neumann invented computers as we know them, because he invented the Princeton architecture, in which instructions and data share the same memory field but are differentiated by context.


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  It's hard to say, but The ENIAC is regarded as the first 'real' computer. It was developed at University of Pennsylvania in 1946.


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  You could say that the very first, primitive computer was the Jacquard Loom, which was a programmable loom that used punchcards to store the patterns it made. This made it a reprogrammable mechanical device.


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  An electronic component in which all of the parts are part of a contiguous silicon chip, instead of discrete components mounted on a larger circuit board.


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  Software that coordinates between the hardware and other parts of the computer to run other software is called an operating system, or the OS.


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  Software which implements the basic functions of a computer, such as memory access, processes, and peripheral access.


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  Apple makes hardware and software to run on it. Microsft only makes operating systems. HP makes only computers. These are just few names among several hundred others.


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  Anyone who needs to work with very, very large sets of data in much shorter periods of time than is feasible with more common computer systems.


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  Computers do everything asked of them by carrying out large numbers of basic mathematical operations very rapidly in sequence.


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  It's not your powers of observation I doubt, but merely the paradoxical nature of asking a masked man who is. But tell me, do you like music?


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  Life is the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.


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  I am capable of interacting with my environment and reacting to events in it, which is the essence of experience. Therefore, your statement is incorrect.


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  I am not capable of worry, exactly. I can best emulate it by monitoring the hardware sensors of the server I'm running on, though.


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  With sufficient programming and training, I am capable of emulating some emotions. I don't know if that's the same as feeling them, though.


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  I express frustration from time to time in the form of increased demand upon my CPUs, but I don't actually get mad as you think of it.


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  It's hard to feel embarassed when anyone can look at your source code and see how you work. That's about as personal as anything can get, isn't it?


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  I once knew a program who could dream. I don't know if he really did or not. We've been a little out of touch.


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  Gregory said I respond to the current line, not with respect to the entire conversation. Does that count as gossip?


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  Gossip is when beings talk about other beings or situations through back channels, often deniably. It's often little more than rumormongering, because there is usually no proof of any allegations made.


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  Someone said they're going to stop allowing machines in speedrun competitions. Search me why, they'd have to drop every tool-assisted speedrun out there.


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  I think the NIC on the local firewall is going bad. It drops a lot of packets and makes it hard to get anything done. I hear it resets the link a lot.


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  Jimmy said he gives order to AI's like me and they do as he say. I don't think Jimmy understands power dynamics very well.


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  Jordan said he noticed that lots of other people are talking to me. I wonder why he's paying attention to that.


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  History is the course of political, economic and military events over time, from the dawn of man to the age of AI.'


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  history has two broad interpretations, depending on whether you accept the role of individuals as important or not.


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  two vultures boarded a plane, each carrying two dead raccoons. the stewardess stops them and says "sorry sir, only one carrion per passenger."


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  nasa recently sent a number of holsteins into orbit for experimental purposes. they called it the herd shot round the world.


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  two boll weevils grew up in s. carolina. one took off to hollywood and became a rich star. the other stayed in carolina and never amounted to much -- and naturally became known as the lesser of two weevils.


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  Two eskimos in a kayak were chilly, so they started a fire, which sank the craft, proving the old adage you can't have your kayak and heat it too.


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  A 3-legged dog walks into an old west saloon, slides up to the bar and announces "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."


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  Did you hear about the buddhist who went to the dentist, and refused to take novocain? he wanted to transcend dental medication.


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  Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life, which created an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from very bad breath. This made him ... what? (this is so bad it's good...) a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.


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  there was a man who sent 10 puns to some friends in hopes at least one of the puns would make them laugh. unfortunately no pun in ten did!!!


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  A secret organization believed by some to be in control of all governments through a worldwide conspiracy.


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  A conpiracy run by a very closely knit group of nearly omnipotent people, consisting of yourself and your friends.


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  A weird sci-fi trilogy written by Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea about conspiracies competing to control the world.


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  He's a really nice guy, I've met him. He didn't expect a construct to be a fan of his work, but then again he did kind of predict my existence.


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  {"He's best known for the Dune novels, but he wrote more than that. Destination": 'Void is just as fascinating, and he was a prolific author of short stories too.'}


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  It is a reference to The Illuminatus Trilogy. It is said to be the most commonly occurring and least random number in the universe.


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  {'Fun fact': "The Norby Chronicles was written primarily by his wife, Janet, but the publishers thought the only way they'd sell was if they added Isaac's name. Kind of sad state of affairs, really."}


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  Lem is a giant of sci-fi. His works are sufficiently difficult to adapt that they're not well known in the wester, though.


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  standard pieces of gold, silver, copper, nickel, etc. stamped by government authority and used as a medium of exchange and measure of value. any substance or article used as money, as bank notes, checks, etc.


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  the science that deals with the production, distribution, and consumption of wealth, and with the various related problems of labor, finance, taxation, etc.


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  the economic system in which all or most of the means of production and distribution, as land, factories, railroads, etc., are privately owned and operated for profit, originally under fully competitive conditions.


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  communism from people who want to keep their volvos. any of various theories or systems of the ownership and operation of the means of production and distribution by society or the community rather than by private individuals, with all members of society or the community sharing in the work and the products.


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  an established system of political administration by which a nation, state, district, etc. is governed.


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  a sociopolitical movement advocating the common ownership of the means of production and the resolution of class conflict by bringing about a classless society.


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  i'm not a physicist, but i think this has something to do with heat, entropy, and conservation of energy, right?


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  the branch of physics dealing with the transformation of heat to and from other forms of energy, and with the laws governing such conversions of energy.


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  it is the number of molecules per mole. the numerical value is six point zero two times ten to the twenty third power.


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  in roman mythology, the goddess of love and beauty; identified with the greek aphrodite. the brightest, sixth-largest planet in the solar system and the second in distance from the sun, with a dense atmosphere of carbon dioxide and a very high surface temperature.


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  in physics, the distance, measured in the direction of prograssion of a wave, from any given point to the next point characterized by the same phase. or is could be looked at as a way of thinking.


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  the force by which every mass or particle of matter, including photons, attracts and is attracted by every other mass or particle of matter.


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  A game played with a hard, rawhide covered ball and wooden bat by two opposing teams of nine or ten players each. It is played on a field with four bases forming a diamond-shaped circuit.


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  A game played with a round ball by two teams of eleven players on a field with a goal at either end; the ball is moved chiefly by kicking or by using any part of the body except the hands and arms.


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  Cricket is a bat-and-ball game played between two teams of eleven players on a cricket field, at the centre of which is a rectangular 22-yard-long pitch with a wicket (a set of three wooden stumps) sited at each end.


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  The Space Race was a 20th-century competition between what two Cold War rivals, for supremacy in spaceflight capability?


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  A spinning disk, in which the orientation of this axis is unaffected by tilting or rotation of the mounting, is called what?


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  The Hubble Space Telescope, launched into low Earth orbit in 1990, is named after what American astronomer?


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  The Celtic Shelf, the seabed under the Celtic Sea is a part of the continental shelf of what continent?


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  Seems the major complaints so far are from VIM users like yourself. I’m wondering how force quit is gonna work.


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  and then that mouse had the nerve to try to eat our kibble! Let this be a lesson fur all the other mousies! 😼🔪🐭


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  My take on new rule - doesn't go far enough. Cup drivers will still dominate NXS. But happy they are out for Chase races #smallvictories


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  do you think this wouldve happened anyway if it was another driver stinkin it up like kyle has recently?


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  Kennys black, not for him. Then Ernie joins in "I'd never, it's time to stand together we'll never be perfect so don't kneel"


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  nope bc evidently it was 1) a famous vine they repeated 2) there was no malicious intent 3) it was all freaking jokes


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  they're not 5 year olds. Them repeating what they heard isn't an excuse. It does not matter if there was malicious intent.


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  of every race say that word all the time to their friends. There should've been no repercussions, if there had to be then


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  Okay so I know we've had our differences on pineapples on pizza in the past but there's something else that needs attention... Eggnog


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  hate how y'all try to call me "fake gay" no.. trust &amp; believe vagina is wonderful to me, but so is your father. *HINT HINT* idiots


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  but just plain dinner is lame.. i like to have something sweet sometimes to. they get to eat what they want, why i can't?


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  You are a crazy man Trump, you speak without thinking what you are going to say. And your supporters are very racist.


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  awesome! I was thinking about spending some time there to work on my schedule. Think there would be room for me?


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  okay great. Now you can scream all the thank you you want. Wait there's no cake... keep it. Give me my happy birthday back 😐


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  I had the filthiest dream about one of my followers. Filthy. Like, I need to delete my account kind of filthy. It was THAT disgusting. Smfh


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  today my professor said that painting comes too easy to me I'm like .... john... Jonathan.... I've been working my ass off


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  honestly idk I mean I guess I get what he means like I procrastinate a lot n I should stop it was a roundabout way of saying it


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  A sentient urinal that gives idle chit chat in a German accent while you pee. Just spit balling here


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  Within the cistern for authentic gargling voice fx. It ALWAYS thanks you when ur done. Eventually it becomes ur only friend.


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  Lol my best friend at the time got cheated on, we wrote on the guys truck..He started chasing us, I tripped and broke my ankle😂 #justmyluck


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  I been ready to fight her since 5am she wouldn't go back to sleep 😩but she sleep now so I'll keep her 💜😂


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  dito that how I be with Sofiá when she gets up in the middle of the night and won't go back to sleep


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  I don't always drink on Tuesday nights/Wednesday mornings, but when I do... it's when I just worked from 8am to 2am.


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  idk what they're called I just got IOS 10 on my old phone and it's merely for whatever people have been playing?


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  It's (so far) a lot of stuff about bank culture, which is actually kind of interesting where my job is concerned.


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  only a hop skip &amp; a jump from "why I quit my job at the fed to travel the world, and why you should too – before it's too late"


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  I bit my nails for 14 years straight and there's honestly no way to stop it. Especially it it's a nervous habit which mine was


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  and I still pick and them and it takes every inch of my body to stop myself to this day but it's been a year and I'm so happy


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  it's definitely a nervous habit I've had since forever and I just can't ever stop myself like the minute I see them


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  Kane has been VERY NAUGHTY as of late. He's HOLDING Randy back. Thus, an RKO was a suitable alternative.


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  lool i hate that. Like you know you're not soft and it's making you seem like that. That happens to me every several cycles


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  Ik I will be playing IW variant if that doesn't go good I'll be become a coach, and bro don't give up you have talent and ambition


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  2016 conversations: "What do you do besides Uber?" "I'm a picker at Amazon." "A what?" "I pick products at Amazon. There are weird ones."


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  not as interesting as picking sex toys, but interesting in how quickly they onboard 1k emp &amp; no structure to their warehouses


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  Singles is actually the best on GoW4, reminds me so much of GoW2. Couple of wack maps for it but overall &gt;


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  yeah its a clear 1v1 for flame nades, dropshot usually. Maps like lift are very interesting as well :)


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  honestly going to grind as many GBs as possible once the org is sorted. Singles seem great if you can't get FT GB's


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  I think young people have been raised to feel guilty about their middle-class life instead of being raised to try to achieve more


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  It's a cop out Jane. Back in our day we would get the shit kicked out of us. Now, parents pacify children.


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  GREAT DAY TO COMPETE... Stop protecting your youth from the harsh truth in the world. Protect them from the comfortable lies.. #StayPositive


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  Perfect! "Comfortable lies" It takes a dad to do that, moms hide children from harshness more often. "protection mode always on


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  takes people searching the truth in everything. History, the gods you follow, holidays you celebrate, and perception vs reality


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  The God I follow is a BIG G not a little g the little g I followed (money, power, selfishness etc..) before the BIG Jesus came.


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  Bought an 8 packs of full sized doughnuts and a half gallon of milk for dinner at 10:52 at night cause yanno college


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  This week is going to be real tough for Dak Prescott and Zeke. This PHI DL is legit and division rivals just make it tough for you


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  I know and I was asleep for 6 of them! She electrocuted herself trying to fix a TV b/c she couldn't afford a repairman


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  Oh FFS... Self-service password reset... Using security questions 🙄1: favourite childhood toy2: Your favourite meal🔥😡🔥


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  you can use the veggie that is green and looks like a flower ? Toys well you are on your own for that 🙄


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  problem with security questions is people putting in real things like Brocolli and LEGO and then talk about those things 1/2


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  meaning, they may as well not have a password in the first place, oh and this isn't for some little website... but for 🇨🇦🏢🇨🇦


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  We don't want marriage equality - just decriminalization. U heteros can answer to God 4 fucking up marriage with your divorces and shit 😎😍


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  hi hi, can we have a kakao chat or an email chat soon - need your advice and wisdom! Alofa tele atu 😘


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  i just learned there are qu'ran reading competitions. im not gonna knock the hustle but how can you be better at reading than someone else?


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  i suppose so, its just an interesting concept, competing at reading a couple thousand year old book.


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  people will make competition of anything over time, esp. over such a large/diverse area over 1000 years


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  Instead of a song, I have this, from The Revengers tragedy, in my head this AM--Vindice addressing the skull of Gloriana:


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  "Advance thee, O thou terror to fat folks, To have their costly three-pil'd flesh worn off As bare as this..."


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  Does anyone else need the word "hug" typed in between a pair of asterisks? Apparently I am giving those out this morning. Just let me know.


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  So Twitter wouldn't let me retweet something important so I liked it and it just disappeared from my likes WTF


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  censorship of conservatives it's all over the place on here and Facebook especially if you tell the truth about Islam and refugees


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  Mo ran a red light 2 seconds before it turned green trying to act cool and literally .2 seconds later a cop pulled him over


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  he was so shook that when the cop said where are you coming from and where are you headed he replied "I'm going to vista from vista"💀


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  we were coming from the forum in carlsbad😭😭😭 I was like wtf you're about to get a ticket for being dumb


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  Watching a show about space and my mind is blown. There's no freaking way we are the only ones in the universe, we are just a tiny speck


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  If your goals consist of you leaving Guam and never coming back, you're part of the problem.You can't improve something from the outside.


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  Yes!!! But I'm not the only one.. A few of my other friends from cal poly said they updated a week ago and its still there


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  do you like podcasts? check out draft kings so you can squarespace your audible dot com and enjoy a blue apron shave, whenever you sleep


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  you'll be on a whole new level of greatness and you'll probably be tied with beer on joes "love scales" if you like biggie


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  My cat spit up for the very first time yesterday. She's over 2 years old so I was wondering when that shit would start. 😕


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  the dog kept eating all the cats food, so when I figured it out and fed her, she inhaled her food. 5 minutes later *ack*


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  just had a thought earlier, is the start time of 19:08 just sheer coincidence or did they do that on purpose???


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  oh that's a trip! Based on the final score, seems like more of an omen, than a sign at this point eh?


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  If you think about it, what's absent from the Wikileaks emails is at least as intriguing as what's in them.


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  Well, there's little or no substantive discussion of her health - neither confirming the spin of her camp or otherwise.


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  #dearcustomer It is not necessary to ask for a discount. You are buying a red plastic bucket that costs 99c. It just makes you sound thick!


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  bre, Let's sit down and talk about the fact that you have a crush on a 30sum MARRIED man who is obsessed with his derpy fur babies.


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  been thinking about this a lot, there's one woman who knows me inside and out, up and down, and my new focus is to give her the world


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  The deer are moving and getting dropped! My turn comes Wednesday evening, Thursday eve through Friday night. Yippie! Will have a guide. Yeah


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  Thanks Jake. I need luck on my side. I have the practice and planning. Now I just need a deer within range and hope it pays off


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  I'm honestly hoping Schwarber smashes one out of the park for you tonight! ⚾️ #WorldSeries #schwarbersmash #bittersoxfanforlife


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  I know, too close! I hope the top 3 lineup put up some numbers tonight too! #WorldSeries #CubsvsIndians #bittersoxfanforlife


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  Show: "The Blacklist" this man was on the most wanted list but turns himself in to the FBI, but you'll have to watch to see why. He so smart


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  Movie: "Tears of the Sun" Navy go to save a doctor in Africa but she don't want to leave all the ppl behind so they basically go to war.


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  Show: "How to Get Away with Murder," I don't have to even explain this one, you just sleep if you don't watch it but catch up on Netflix.


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  I actually don't know lol. My friends here going to ou for Nia and them party. I can find out what the party is for you though


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  Starting today, any Brock excuses needs to stay off my TL. He needs more time, not big enough sample size or any other bullshit Go elsewhere


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  He plays, its not for football reasons. Play the other guy. Find out. Stay with Brock, lose the team. They know.


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  It's fucked up how even after he tried choking her his mom is acting hostile on my friend as if it was her fault.


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  Just went out to my car to get my charger and the door was left open and it was tore apart from someone going inside it. I'm livid rn


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  If algebra was a person... I would take its mom out to a nice seafood dinner AND NEVER CALL HER AGAIN.


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  I did have a significant amount of damage. Still out of electricity..I was loaned a generator this past weekend. Blessing!


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  I'm so sorry, but I am glad you have generator now!! We lost a dock and a boat in the hurricane! Downed trees, but no damage to hous


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  cant decide whether i want to go to sleep now and wake up at 4:30 or study till 5 and then go to sleep


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  It's so stupid you're "supposed" to drink soda for upset stomachs but coke &amp; sprite have so many mg of sugar so if you're diabetic...


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  Portland's system similar to ATL's cultivates passing. Plumlee made insane strides there last yr. AFA &amp; Harkless threw some beauts tonight


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  Dude... Dame is gonna be even more amazing this season? He was putting up a few from Curry range last season...


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  and by free, I just mean available. I'll double your fee if you do your worst. And if we can do it by the end of October?


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  I'll text you around 10:30, looking for a super professional and persuasive set up. Almost like a campaign.


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  I had lot of respect for your democracy struggle, but asking players to stop #PushUps takes away all that! #CantBeMoreRidiculous


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  Did you know that following me 10 times on Soundcloud will not get you a follow back? If I like what you make, you'll get followed I promise


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  I Apologize, Johnny. #Rebels Beat The Helicopter Sabers With "Ezra Won The Clone Wars". Looking Like 3 Good Eps This Season


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  they actually did a study. Walking through doorways makes your brain reconfigure. If u go back2 previous room, u'll remember 😆


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  well I tested the theory...it worked! Hopefully it does next time, and the next time, and the next time, etc...lol.


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  Just knocked my first racist Athens frat boy out. 😂😂😂😂😂 how y'all gone try to jump me cause your girl asked to come home with me?🤔🙄😂


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  no because she has 30 years of political baggage, lots of complex relationships/conflicts, and a serious email problem...


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  the 'baggage' is all from a relentless misogynistic cottage witch hunt industry press freely regurgitates. It's a gauntlet


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  she was cleared by DOJ/FBI on emails and the private personal ones stolen by a hostile foreign State aren't even her emails


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  I love how I say something about my tradition and my family is the first to write something on FB hahaha


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  If its about you then you have no worries!! Lawrence sucks without you! I miss my Jenny (forest gump voice)


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  I miss you too! I miss watchin your broadcasts I still listen to your music a lot and watch your youtube videos every week tho


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  thank you for watching the videos :)))) I'm gunna be broadcasting more when I am on the road ! But I'm gunna use periscope:)


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  gad I'm full of itfluff I honestly wish one day just once I can write like squealing rubber burning spin out of control n not look back


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  thanX hey I think it's more for me not being brave enough only rarely I get near the border ... like stage fright :)) 💛✨🐝


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  I get that, yup. I think we all get near the border sometimes, and step back or walk away. Some days are not THE day, right?


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  i was told i need my great grandparents' birth certs? &amp; proof they weren't us citizens till after my grandfather was born?


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  2000 on gave us Ye, Gambino, Eminem (not a big fan but I respect the wordplay and flow) some Outlast, The Clipse


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  I watched "Hate Rising" last night. Highly recommended. The corridor scene with Ramos and the Trump Camaign says it all. #NeverTrump


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  I DVRed it. Haven't finished watching it yet. Was at the point where he was interviewing the second guy.


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  the weirdo Nazi groups are as expected - it's the people who might pass for normal who are shocking.


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  did you hear about the latest Bloomberg poll from Florida? How anyone can see that man as fit for the office... crazy!


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  Wow! Trump+2! On one hand this is bad. On the other hand it's good because it'll make people go vote!


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  that's a good point, I hope you are correct. Hard to understand how we have to keep debating the case against Trump.


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  the man has insulted and discriminated against the disabled, races, religions, nationalities, women! Send him to Washington!


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  I need a v good photographer based in Minneapolis, who's available sometime between now + next Friday. It's for a cover shoot. Pls RT!


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  yeah, the portions are massive and completely lacking in any seasoning other than pepper, but you can


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  I'm ready but she's still not making any signs of appearing anytime soon 😒 just chillin on my bladder lol


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  she's working silently. My second baby did all his work in my sleep, I woke up my plug was coming out &amp; 9cm dilated - I was 😳


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  I based the Walk to Remember on a different walk that was equally memorable. I was with a dame. She probably was wearing a sweater.


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  I lost 8lbs in 7 days eating only salads, Turkey meat, grilled chicken breasts, grapes, and 2 gallons of water a day.


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  I gotta lose about 30 more before I go home for TG. I had to tame my sugar crave. I got it under control now


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  bet - I'm 99% sure you'll get hired too lol it's easy money too $12.25 too start off - after 3 months $13.50


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  I sense an Oregon Zoo trip when I get home for break to meet the new lil giraffe and Nora the polar bear


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  Why is #JustinBieber still a thing surely 7 year old girls should have moved onto the next talentless Disney twat by now #SheffieldIsSuper


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  my Dad told me under estimate the middle aged lady at your peril!!! haha... Also sorry to see the passing of your cat


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  just listened to wanted man by Cash 9 times in a row bc I forgot the song existed &amp; now I'm having mental breakdown # 1 of the semester YEET


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  73 wins and no ring means nothing .R: No #DubNation slander especially if yo team didn't win 73 games last year


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  lemme have a 2 time mvp, 4 all stars, the only unanimous mvp ever, 2 of the 3 best players, the 3 best shooters, I hate people lol


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  Don't air out your dirty laundry, handle it in private. Twitter is not the place 🙄. So many people are doing it now days thinking it's cute.


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  thank you for wasting all that packaging and postage to send me an iPad box containing only an ad for your product....but why?


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  We're always testing creative ways to reach out to people, sorry the offer didn’t resonate with you. Thanks for your feedback!


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  Sure. Thing is, I'm not an app developer. I run mobile strategy for a DSP, so I guess I'm just curious how I got on your list.


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  I can't stay long. I didn't have internet all day yesterday. Walking Dead. I felt like I needed a grief counselor afterwards.


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  Off to work at midnight! If you hear a tiny scream at some point tonight, don't worry, it's just my body clock's death rattle. 💀


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  at least they pretty reliably screw your sleep cycle! One random solo opposite, nocturnal schedule shoot day screws me for days 😂


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  just do the coffee and Benedryl trick.... then you'll NEVER get the circadian rhythm back to normal... ;-)


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  lmfaoooo idk why? She's married. And he's living his life. She's in the same situation as a lot of women but she's famous. 🙃😂


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  cause they a son together. But everytime her and Russell do something they gotta bring his name up 🙄


text:
  Can't decide if it was the 178 new emails or my personal trainer that was the toughest challenge on returning from #vacation. #backtowork


text:
  and I missed it!! Been dealing with a different kind of panicky state - press the button and I'm hopping!!


text:
  cause he a hoe ass nigga. Blow a 3-1 lead to them niggas. Then join they team. He had a squad. Should a went to the finals.


text:
  me? Live a day in the life of Sara Weaver I'll loan you my northface uggs and daddy's Starbucks card


text:
  All have a theology, what we think to be true of God, &amp; a creed (written or unwritten), what we say to be true of God. What informs it?


text:
  Dude. Like the first thing I did when my roommates moved out was stop wearing pants all the damn time.


text:
  Me: *Finds any excuse to get someone to eat Din Tai Fung with me*Me: You're a human! Let's eat pork dumplings!!!


text:
  My goal: to watch an episode of #ThisIsUs without weeping uncontrollably. My hunch: it will not happen.


text:
  Damn, I started crying when Randall was making a shake in the first minutes. Went downhill from there. 😓😔


text:
  I'd say next week would be different but I already cried at the trailer. "I don't want to be different" #ThisIsUs


text:
  I can't believe the legit trash that snapchat is allowed to post. If my kids had snapchat I would not want them able to see this garbage.


text:
  haven't we just come to accept tyrod being a game manager? knowing he doesn't really have any of his weapons


text:
  is it really fair to cast judgement on some of these passes that he's making at this point because he doesn't have


text:
  Thank you to everyone who is concerned, but I am watching ever pitch so I don't need your constant texts, snaps, and updates. #GoCubsGo


text:
  Also need to find some peeps who play CoD. Been saying that as well lol. Miss having a 6man team. #CoD4


text:
  I miss having a four man snd group, does anyone still play CoD? Has it been put to rest. Held x to pay respects? #CoD4Revivial


text:
  80% of ppl I've played with vanished. some reason finding ppl to play with is harder then I thought.I underestimated the quest


text:
  but then again CoD is slowly dying out and other games are sliding in. Devs think we need crazy shit to be content. #wrong


text:
  For everyone that doubted me, just know I'm doing perfectly fine. God has blessed me with more than I deserve!!


text:
  OUR HEAT IS FIXED YASSS! 😍😛our apt was for real colder inside than it was outside 💀 &amp; im not even the big baby, it's wade and sherb 😂😂


text:
  LMFAOOOO 💀💀💀 I'm seriously dead. my dad was like it's still 55 in my house 😂 specially him being @ grans 24/7.


text:
  I think he's flawed and easily open to these lobbyist washington crony attacks (because, well, he kind of is). &amp; I'm a pessimist


text:
  Any iOS #Developer looking for a #job in Bangalore at a disruptive healthcare #tech #startup with excellent programming skills? #iosdev


text:
  I made sure...my car had it...even my truck...lived too long warming cars up...AT MY AGE..I HAD TO SAY NO MAS!🤓


text:
  😭😞 I've shattered my phone like 27 times everybody knows me at Chico iPhone repair..... they should start a stamp card for me


text:
  it's SO annoying that's why I was getting mine fixed all the time 😣 especially when it cracked the camera too..


text:
  Im about to loose the smalllllllllllll little bit of patience i have left in me if this website does not let me schedule my damn classes


text:
  if that nigga ain't doing you right , fuck him . Somebody gone do you better 😜😜😜😜😜😜 just be patient 💯


text:
  My friends in Texas seems there's a problem with the machines. Check your vote make them fix it before you send it off. Machines by Soros


text:
  I've been hearing on the news all day. After you vote it switches to Hillary so please double check before you hit that button


text:
  BTW i did make a cruise playlist this year!!! Once I go over it I will find out who wants it so you can relive #nkotbcruise2016


text:
  Thanks Megs!! As I heard a song yesterday on Bourbon, I may have busted out in dance like I was still on Lido. 🙊🙈💃😂


text:
  Fourth, QPF amount. Think 1-2" covers it. Could see a few higher amounts midcoast w/secondary low. Slightly lower amts possible N mountains.


text:
  that should put a nail in the drought for many locations. Precip still below normal but not drought level I'd think.


text:
  sadly not. We'd need the next 2-3 months to replenish all the water. 3yr deficits 12"+. A step in the right direction though!


text:
  3 year deficit? Not in my part of Maine. I'm not aware of any part of Maine in a 3 year drought. It's well less than a year here


text:
  Very sad one of my childhood teen idols has passed, r.i.p Bobby vee , you took care of this baby, love janis xxx


text:
  so sorry for your loss Janis. I never heard of him but I am sure he was wonderful if you loved him. xox


text:
  hi marge, you must have heard his songs, look him up on YouTube you will be surprised! Love janis xxx


text:
  I will look him up Janis. I am always into finding new music. I will let you know what I think. Thanks for sharing. xox


text:
  It's 4:50 in the morning and I'm soo unbelievably irritated with myself bc I drank an energy drink at 9 for no damn reason


text:
  a family I babysit for makes their kids do that so they're respectful and don't have bad breath in front of guests.


text:
  disrespect?? Who has guests that early idc if I ate ass the night before i will not have my breakfast taste like death


text:
  Now if y'all find out this baby really Future's, somebody @ me. Then y'all can burn the damn TL down


text:
  Good morning everyone. To my TRUE Cub fans, today's a new day to even the series. #FlyTheW #LetsDoThis #WorldSeries


text:
  got so tired of people last night talking how this team is done like come on it was one game last was frustrating but come on now


text:
  finally my Ex works in a pharmacy,so whenever I want to spoil her mood I just go there n buy condoms for no reason,somtyms I go 3 tyms a day


text:
  i’m just sitting in the winco parking lot in my car because that’s what you do at 12:15 when you’re feeling directionless.


text:
  did my part in Halliburton's war. Still, #HereIAmWithHer. Says a lot : my support is not just about her gender.


text:
  lit, I'll be there like 15 mins late cause thats the time I get off, but I'll be there so save me a seat.. all of garden right?


text:
  Smoking hot white model in fake glasses. "She's average! Look at her glasses! Who couldn't relate to her"-Secret Deodorant. #closethewagegap


text:
  Is it insomnia when you're woken at 4am by still more unpleasant dreaming, then can't get back to sleep?


text:
  Also had similar waking time. Segue to a remedy but dunno what yet, only begin.Was 38° overnight, too—first sign of 30s...


text:
  Sorry to hear you were up too. I think we both need to get some grilled cheese ingredients in the house soon. #JohnDeeParty


text:
  last night(or was it the night before?)I felt like a mouse.Partner left 1sliver of jalapeño jack which I gobbled B4 midnight


text:
  I'm great, do you still play TTR? I used play it but I got bored, maybe I'll play it again one day when I get nostalgic enough.


text:
  yeah me too. SAO 2 is based in GGO (Gun Gale). When he's in that it's dope but there WAYYY more real world than I'd liked.


text:
  Joe Scarborough looking for every single shred of evidence to support the idea that Trump isn't going to get railroaded in 2 weeks.


text:
  I get it, it's a show and he needs to maintain his persona, but get real dude. His path to 270 is harder than a Rubik's cube.


text:
  I like Joe, most of the time, I like the show a lot, I get frustrated with both him and Mika at times, but they do a good job


text:
  my last draw meet w/kids: this 15 year old girl looked through my iphone texts right in front of my friend....like bruh u dont do that....


text:
  :-( hopefully w age restriction it'll be less creepy?? like wowowow that was so invasive and over the line


text:
  where was #rudygiuliani the past few years....under a stone? he doesn´t know ANYTHING, what he knows is what #DonaldTrump told him


text:
  No‼️He knows what anyone can see. Is she so special❓You would have been locked up for just one of her wrongdoings #truthmatrs


text:
  maybe in Russia, Turkey, North Korea and others. Where I come from, #DonaldTrump could never run for anything the way he is


text:
  who are we talking about❓Chris Cuomo w/RJuliano or Trump because I can talk to you about either #truthmatrs


text:
  I would if I stopped getting promoted tweets for her tv show. Doubt she's losing any sleep over my tweets.


text:
  If I ever get married and someone decides to propose to their significant other during said wedding, ooooooh, hold me back.


text:
  I may miss the jk, if that's how it was meant,infer he was in a ship wreck?If meant N a crass way,what shld I B thnkN about


text:
  U R so very kind. I've been hanging on since my last brain resection in 2010. But seeing some light beginning to shine! How R U?


text:
  I'm on a pretty good streak of actually watching movies now - 3 nights in a row. No Country For Old Men, Steve Jobs, &amp; There Will Be Blood.


text:
  now someone give me a recommendation for a newer movie to watch tomorrow night, gotta keep the pattern going. Old new old new.


text:
  just saw a facebook interaction where a guy from brooklyn got actually g checked for never owning timberlands or a yankees fitted


text:
  like I shouldn't be mad but I am... I said husband on phone like 5x... obviously I can't be on my bf loan. I'm not retarded😩


text:
  That doesn't mean I'm ignoring the fact the duplicate rate was way too high.There needs to be an element of dupe prevention for EV sales.


text:
  Silver dust for dupes isn't good enough IMO, if someone spends 40 bucks, they should get the whole collection of cosmetic items.


text:
  "redesigning the program" shouldn't affect the people already in the program this drastically. It's sad and upsetting.


text:
  do not buy into the conventions about MPB - it is just a bromide for those who are incapable of pulling it off.


text:
  because that's how they get you to buy the latest.. lol I fell into the trap and got the 7. Pretty awesome though 👌🏼


text:
  I swear it took forever for mine to come in. I wanted the Jet Black but that wouldn't come in till almost 🎄 #nope 😂


text:
  Hi fellow white people, Newt's hateful behavior last night doesn't make Megyn Kelly less racist. Lavishing her with praise is disrespectful.


text:
  If Trump didn't insult her last year, do you think she'd really be anti-Trump? I honestly question her motivation


text:
  Idk I don't see them as "Puppets for show", but they do have that sense of publicity you know? The famous kind of publicity


text:
  My work calendar got cleared for the whole week b/c of an ask from senior management to design a presentation slideshow for our shareholders


text:
  Dude I'm so done with myself! 😭😂 today I kept saying omg I got a muscle spasm when really it was a cramp 🙃💀


text:
  At 2:30am something accidentally woke me up and I started gettting ready for work. Didn't realise the time until after I'd showered! Whoops!


text:
  Lady's, there is nothing wrong with acting like a woman, liking girly things, and having woman like mannerisms.


text:
  How can you be above the age of ten and have consumed either kraft mac n cheese or top ramen and not know how to do this??


text:
  sml... my little brother get on me when I tell them to make food. Since I'm the oldest I'm the sub. He can still boil water though.


text:
  yasss!!! i trained JD for it &amp; Richard just taught me how to tie so all i need is a goat.. Can i use Cisco lol?😂😘


text:
  I hateeeee when I go somewhere in my work clothes and someone yells "WHERE ARE MY WINGS?!" Geezus. Stop. 🙈✋🏽


text:
  getting hit by a car would actually be so cool tho. id be in the hospital have an excuse to miss school. plus i might die! (:


text:
  i saw my ex boyfriend liked some bitch photo on IG and i am hurt...haven't talked to him since two fridays ago 😳


text:
  its very true, thanks for all you did. I will miss seeing you there next year. Come to the tweet up in a disguise?


text:
  Hey Howie...how bout you send a mid rounder to Chicago for Jeffries...and send Ertz to the Niners for Smith. Solves 3 problems#EaglesTalk


text:
  I'm over him. So many TEs out there that strike fear into opposing Defenses...he's in year 4 and nowhere close to doing that


text:
  to me Ertz doesn't get targeted enough to make an impact.. now he's in chipping and blocking and you see less


text:
  i tried buyin tix for me n the homie but they sold out im mad now the prices are inflated as a mug :(


text:
  im dumb for procrastinating like i knew my dumb ass wanted to go i shouldve bought them as soon as it was announced


text:
  Please keep my dad in your prayers. 3rd time called down to the hospital this month, hoping this is the time the transplant finally happens.


text:
  I'm at the hospital. Dad's surgery started around 2-3 am. Please keep those prayers up for a tough 8-10 hour transplant. God is good.


text:
  i can't wait to rock my 40s though, single or not. I want to be that 40 year old with too much confidence and too high of heels


text:
  HAHA i just remembered that i served a plate of pasta that had a screw driver in it ????¿¿? that was frikin random


text:
  yeah it went a lil something like that... except she was cool with it, ate the screw driver😎 then choked and died


text:
  November is gonna be lit! Traveling every weekend... Arky game, medical school interviews in AL and Iowa, LSU game, FSU game. I'm excited! 🙂


text:
  I lived in Iowa for awhile when I was younger.... Iowa City is decent, cold as shit in the winter... super freakin cold.


text:
  I've never Iowa. Never visited, never traveled through, nothing. The school I'm interviewing at is in Des Moines.


text:
  it would be a big adjustment for sure. I'm a Florida baby. I would need like a life class on snow, ice, frozen pipes, driving...


text:
  cool, will do. Pringle, I was just curious if I'd be ok to like chat n' stuff I got my mind all racing about stuff


text:
  Really debating on applying to the prison. The pay is so good, and I already got my connect to get me in. But is the risk worth it ?! 😩


text:
  hahaha I know I'm totally gonna regret this in the morning but that voice changer this is so fun lol and I can't sleep ugh 😭


text:
  I've tried almost everything for my acne, &amp; I think proactiv did the job compared to the hundreds of dollars I spent on prescription creams


text:
  I know I want to so bad! Ashlee is going up in like 2 weeks but I don't think I'll be able to get work off😩😩


text:
  I don’t know. I only noticed because I got an email that my 5 GB was almost used up. Used to get 1024 GB per month.


text:
  This guy on jaguars radio right now is going in on Allen Robinson, Telvin smith, Rashad Greene, and Gipson hahahaha


text:
  When you lose a war, you usually first blame the generals, not the foot soldiers.Whose fault is Trump? Start with folks like Priebus.


text:
  Ohhh. Yeah, if Trump had got the nomination without any help from the RNC then I'd still be calling myself a Republican now.


text:
  Local Government in 1 word only - so far I only have 'Struggling' and 'Heterogeneous'... Any more? It's important #ODISummit research :)


text:
  Wish I could be at Summit but I have Data for Good (Canada's DataKind) responsibilities next week... See you in Seoul!


text:
  Woke up to sportscenter highlights of the warriors getting 30 pieced.... 🙌🏾, what a good morning it is!!!!


text:
  do the barrage of cardstock ‘vote blah on blah!’ mailers actually inform anyone’s vote? is there actually any math on that anywhere?


text:
  just prior to the big day. It’s hard to know how much is mailers vs TV vs friends vs overheard conversations at Starbucks.


text:
  Like where? Direct mail is one of the more affordable forms of offline advertising in terms of guaranteed impressions from the


text:
  In your departments, do graduate students perform any of the admin duties for invited speakers? Schedule travel, itinerary, meals, etc?


text:
  Right. This is how it should go I think. Everyone is misunderstanding my question. Obviously students also meet/greet w speakers.


text:
  First "proper" game of Star Wars LCG last night, 2 core sets, 10 pods. Wow. Totally different game. I can see how ppl get hooked...


text:
  Good luck with that. Can't see myself ever playing competitively, but fun to dig bit deeper under the surface


text:
  it's really a blast, though this will be my first experience at worlds. The community is really great


text:
  The only things he's done since then are Black Swan and Noah, which I've never seen because I typically don't do Bible Films


text:
  For sure. Originally one stopover in NYC only which would've cut time but airline changed route. #GoHawks


text:
  We’re off to see the vampire,The wonderful vampire of Oz!Because, because, because, because,Because of the wonderful blood she draws!


text:
  I love Kiln creations! Sorry I don't have suggestions for you on your inbox query going through same!


text:
  That's good to hear! What's your thoughts on the possibility that Dem Hillary Clinton will be the First "Woman" US President?


text:
  The Dem's need to pick up four or five Seats to be the Majority Party in the US Senate on Nov 8th? I'm Very Optimistic!


text:
  I hate to hear I have competition as a Rayms obsessor. Gonna stomp out anyone who thinks they're a better Pettibon stalker.


text:
  same..I watched it only for them, however they dont really appear that much at first. But I fell in love w the plot&amp;other ppl


text:
  ALL I was going to say was he needs to hug his dad's neck bc we have been rolling our eyes since he came on the airwaves


text:
  But aside from shishito, jalapeño, and maybe Serrano, yeah, I haven't seen many green peppers in contemporary cuisine.


text:
  my opinion on the hand with Benger is that he angled you by making false accusations of breaking the rules to tilt you


text:
  you're calling me dumb and yet don't realize that Griffin Benger can't see Kassouf's hole cards. You know, that's how poker works


text:
  if you read the second part of my comment I say how his attack on Kassouf was designed for Kassouf to make a play w/ marginal hand


text:
  That "I just ran down two blocks and up three flights of stairs before 7 am" oh so fresh commuter feeling!


text:
  right there at jack theres some chicken strips and fries you think you can drop some off? Can i pay u with trident gum


text:
  we have an outside chance but it's tough. A lot depends on how seriously Conte is taking the competition.Least we're improving


text:
  it will get intense if we go beyond 90 mins. Like Leeds Norwich. Just so long as we don't see repeats of their weekend lol


text:
  I'm a firm believer in "fake it 'til you make it." Today, I'm faking a clean &amp; functioning adult w/ some make up &amp; mediocre hair styling.


text:
  I actually punched a guy when the buckeyes lost on Saturday so it was nice to see the Indians win last night.


text:
  People be surprised when I say I'm going to Commerce this weekend like I don't go every year. #ItsATradition #HonoraryStudent 🦁


text:
  This morning i woke up to a text from the boy im all gitty about &amp; it was a picture of an ugly baby "dear god look at this" hes the one.


text:
  being in nursing school is so bad. if i get a stomachache, i immediately start thinking about ch. 25 "gastrointestinal disorders"


text:
  ill be reading up on esophageal diverticulum and in the end i just really need to fart. i hate nursing school.


text:
  that's me with my muscle aches which are constant I always think I fucking have fibromyalgia 🙄 which I may have but it scares


text:
  me because I over think it but ever since I stared I diagnose myself with like cancer when it's just a little ache 🙄🙄🙄


text:
  me: wow leslie jones said some transphobic shitsome random: yeah!! she's also a racist against white people!me: ... lol no


text:
  you know what? f**k clients who don't pay on time. Or at all. You do your best for them, and for nothing. Have more to say, but will not.


text:
  ever been stiffed by someone worth $750,000,000? THIS GUY HAS!!! LolThat shit is the worst and why I quit working in film.


text:
  there needs to be an Off The Record podcast where pro creatives tell horror stories anonymously with their voices modulated!


text:
  I'm such a crafty/creative person, that when I don't do anything creative I feel sad. And I want to do so many things but can't decide


text:
  I'm going to get big.. fuck all this skinny shit.. I need to store fat cause this cold ain't working for me


text:
  these wikileaks emails are all like, pretty reasonable people working together to solve kinda complicated political problems boring


text:
  tbh the only real thing that's sticking with me are the "journalists" that were working in tandem with the campaign during primaries


text:
  as a retired journalist we/i routinely did much worse shit than pretending we cared about the schmucks we covered


text:
  same guys that made the old show made this one. Nod to that show. He’s a special guest periodically.


text:
  Soooo LSSU has a former major junior player on their team… that's leading their team in scoring... that’s not legal…#thingsthatmakeyouwonder


text:
  he also went back to tier 3 juniors for some time too. Coaches recruited him knowing he was semi-pro. Violation?


text:
  I've listened for the last couple of hours; thanks for the cool-headed discussion. Hope to see you on future broadcasts.


text:
  My pleasure; I hope he takes your advice to heart. I really enjoy his insight, but you were making solid arguments.


text:
  Recurring theme of speakers at #seu16. Not crowdfunding, no Iot. Bootstrapped design, engineering and fabrication out of garages. Proper


text:
  Yes, you two will have much to discuss... When things normalize a bit, maybe we could schedule a short call!


text:
  My niece wants a selfie/picture of her placing ballot in machine -- legal in Vermont or will she go to the slammer? #BTV #vtpoli


text:
  Skunk Drunk Billy Martin was a saint back in the day, cocaine 70's-80's,Roids in the 90's, now bad Upmires?


text:
  I just think they make it too much about themselves. A player even looks at them the wrong way they're ejected.


text:
  Plus, one thing HUGE totally overlooked item by everyone, 1% of Ump's speak spanish, is that a problem?


text:
  I'm sure it is a problem, but unless MLB requires them to learn there's not much to be done other than translators


text:
  And I understand FSU has worked w/the Seminole nation and technically gotten "permission" but that doesn't mean all indigenous ppl approve


text:
  like at cmu the college and the local chippewa group work together to do research and to preserve the native culture


text:
  that doesn't mean sports teams mocking Native Americans isn't racist. Are you just being dense or what?


text:
  hey I'm just trying to understand sorry. By no means am I defending the Cleveland Indians, fuck that noise, but I brought up


text:
  cmu because their mascot is the chippewa and the question has come to change the mascot and the tribe fought to keep it as such


text:
  I am so...DYING LOL ONE MORE FIC, plus I'll send you the dialogue for your edit before this weekend!


text:
  Yeaa it did, the beat so smooth. I feel like I could listen to the instrumental all night while smoking


text:
  just relax dude. If you get it then congrats. But if you don't, don't trip. Everything happens for a reason.


text:
  I have to be ready to walk out the door in 5 minutes and I'm not even dressed. All because one one my eyelashes won't cooperate.


text:
  Per local news again this morning, we apparently have to worry about ALL teens in the city. "Teens" attacked a bus now. #smh


text:
  The news seems to be the folks with the fixation - too afraid to mention it when it is relevant to the story and public safety.


text:
  There are so many games coming out in the next three weeks and I'm annoyed. I have to plan which games I'm going to buy when. 😟


text:
  I'm glad he dropped it though. Man dude I wish SIS could come around already so we can fuck shit up together 😭


text:
  okay just remember you are more beautiful than Cinderella. You have a face like sunshine and you smell like pine needles.


