Jokes.py

import random  # This is required to include random module

jokekeywords = ["Yes", "yes", "Sure", "sure", "Why not", "why not", "Okey", "okey", "Ok", "ok", "Yeah", "yeah"]
jokekeywords1 = ["No", "no", "No, thanks", "no thanks", "Nah", "nah"]
joke_responces = ["My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.",
                  "What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?  -Snowballs.",
                  "I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.",
                  "A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face.",
                  "I’m selling my talking parrot. Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me.",
                  "A wife is like a hand grenade. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house.",
                  " Don’t be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that dogs can’t fly."]
joke = input("Do you wanna hear a joke? ")
if joke in jokekeywords:
    print("Okey, here you go" + "!" + "-" + random.choice(joke_responces))
elif joke in jokekeywords1:
    print("Meh, that is not interesting")
else:
    print("What do you mean?")